Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the best movie ever made. Now, usually when you see the word "best" in a sentence, it indicates an opinion, but, no, that is fact. It is the perfect movie.
Today I learned that a new Turtles movie is in production, which I'll take as an excuse to write about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on NES, because how often can I write about a 23-year-old game and pretend I'm being timely?
This is also a fine opportunity to remind you that the attract mode music from that game is bodacious.