Worthless Piece of Scrap Metal

Fun fact: Back in the nineties, I bought the original DOS Mega Man. This one:

I bought that. With real money. I paid $10 for that at Target. It was probably the only game I got that entire year.

A few years later, I bought the DOS port of Mega Man X. And I loved it!

Mega Man X - The DOS Release's Botched Soundtrack

As today's article illustrates, the music had some flaws. It's easy to complain now, but at the time, the mere fact that there was music qualified this game as a great success in my mind.